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How'd You Manage that?

Policeman: how did you kill 50
people in a car accident?
Chinoz: i was driving at about
40mph,when i tried to stop i
found out that i had no brakes..i
saw two men walking on the
street and a wedding on the
other side of the street,whom
do you think i should hit?
Policeman: of course the two

men,that will be less damage.
Chinoz: thats what i thought
too,but when i did hit the first
guy, the other one ran to the
wedding,so i had to chase him
there and there was collateral

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by K`ab bin Malik (RA): Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said, "Two hungry wolves sent in the midst of a flock of sheep are no more destructive to them than a man's greed for wealth and fame is to his Deen.'' [At-Tirmidhi]

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