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A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :


Name: Girl

Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.


Physical properties:

1. Boils at any time,

2. Melts when handled with love and care,

3. very bitter when mishandled.


Chemical properties:

1. Very reactive,

2. Highly unstable,

3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.



1. Money reducing agent.

2. Volatile when left alone.



Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by Abu Hurairah (RA): The Prophet (peace be upon him) said, "Allah, the Exalted, says: `I will contend on the Day of Resurrection against three (types of) people: One who makes a covenant in My Name and then breaks it; one who sells a free man as a slave and devours his price; and one who hires a workman and having taken full work from him, does not pay him his wages.''' [Al-Bukhari]

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