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A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

 

Name: Girl

Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

 

Physical properties:

1. Boils at any time,

2. Melts when handled with love and care,

3. very bitter when mishandled.

 

Chemical properties:

1. Very reactive,

2. Highly unstable,

3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

 

Nature:

1. Money reducing agent.

2. Volatile when left alone.

 

Occurrence:

Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by Abu Hurairah (RA): The Prophet (peace be upon him) said, "Allah, the Exalted, says: `I will contend on the Day of Resurrection against three (types of) people: One who makes a covenant in My Name and then breaks it; one who sells a free man as a slave and devours his price; and one who hires a workman and having taken full work from him, does not pay him his wages.''' [Al-Bukhari]

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