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Newton’s wife to newton: How am i looking?

Newton: tan c/sin c
wife: huh?
Newton: tan c/sin c

= (sin c/cos c)/sin C
=1/cos c
=sec c

Naughty Newton :-)

Hadeeth Newsflash

Reported by Abu Hurairah (RA): The Prophet (peace be upon him) said, "Allah, the Exalted, says: `I will contend on the Day of Resurrection against three (types of) people: One who makes a covenant in My Name and then breaks it; one who sells a free man as a slave and devours his price; and one who hires a workman and having taken full work from him, does not pay him his wages.''' [Al-Bukhari]

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